HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUBY. I’d love to give you a hand wrapped gift because you are such a sweetie but you live like in Narnia BUT I CAN GIVE YOU THE NEXT BEST THING. I THINK. Though I think the time I spent drawing that present took about the same amount of time as wrapping an actual present. Baroque probably slaved for hours over getting the wrapping just right for you.
Enjoy your kawaii villain shota and the rest of your birthday! Much love mwah <3.
Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.